Will Newcastle and Shola Ameobi have a third clear penalty over-ruled? :P?

Sorry I ain't watching the game so I can't react

English Football bad guy awards:?

1. Biggest love rat in English football? D) John Terry 2. The "He's not even trying" award B) Andy Caroll 3. Ugliest footballer in English footballer award: B) Peter Crouch 4. The "what the hell's he doing in the Premier League?" award. C) Ben Watson 5. The "I would gladly kick him square in the testacles" award C) Joey Barton Why I didn't mention Ashley Cole for in some of these answers I don't know I think some footballers are hiporcites anyway. So means no odds to me compairing one to another. I think to be fairly honest Football is the most and stupidest sport with some childish people in it that don't derseve too be!

Make a starting 11 using any English players from your team.?

Ben Alnwick Kyle Naughton - Michael Dawson - Ledley King - Kyle Walker Aaron Lennon - Jermaine Jenas - Jamie O'Hara - David Bentley Jermain Defoe - Peter Crouch Subs Oscar Jansson (keeper) Jonathan Woodgate - (1.25 into it) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HPdqZZt0kc John Bostock - Whilst on loan at Hull - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_pNfHOUDjc Andros Townsend On loan at Leyton Orient http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eydJAqGjQxE Jake Livermore - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn6FmvFfRaw (Pre-season) Danny Rose - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r0clOtSRlo ( =D ) Jonathan Obika Pre-season http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlpAVFiVcBg

Who do you trust to score the most goals out of these players?

Berbatov v Mark Noble / Berbatov Tevez v Ji-Sung Park / Tevez D. Bent v James Morrison / Bent Robbin Van Persie v Matthew Jarvis / RVP A. Carroll v Crouch / Carroll Drogba v Damien Duff / Drogba F. Malouda v Tom Cleverley Malouda Kevin Nolan v Chris Brunt / Nolan Peter Odemwingie v Luke Varney / Peter O Van der Vaart v Toure Yaya / VDV Javier Hernandez v Jonathan Walters / Hernandez Dudley Campbell v Scott Parker / Scott Parker Climp Dempsey v Raul Meireles Raul Meieles Johan Elmaner v Nikola Kalinic /Kalinic Dirk Kuyt v Marlon Harewood / Kuyt Nasri v Steven Fletcher / Nasri Rooney v Kevin Doyle / Rooney Charlie Adam v Carlton Cole / Cole Tim Cahill v Shola Ameobi / Cahill Gyanv v Marc Albrighton / Albrighton S. Kalou v Ashley Young / Young Nani v Danny Wellback / Nani F. Torres v Daniel Sturridge / Sturridge Rodallega v Piquionne / Rodallega Walcott v Kenwyne Jones / Walcott G. Bale v Robert Huth / Bale J. Beckford v Stewart Downing / Beckford Chamakh v Leon Best / Chamakh Kevin Davies v Mario Balotelli / Balotelli Sylvan E. Blake v Arshavin / Arshavin Craig Gardner v Anelka / Analka Lampard v Louis Saha / Saha

Where would this team finish in the prem?

Well theres 18 players in the team so you would win every game easy peasy.

Potential striking signings for Newcastle United this summer?

Pavlyuchenko would be a great signing for Newcastle. But other's like Cameron Jerome from Birmingham or Bentdner (he might come good if given decent game) or even some loan signings like Sturridge, Vela or Kiko Macheda could help them acheive a successful season.

Most trusted goal scorers in the league, in your opinion?

Noble Tevez Bent Van Persie Crouch Duff Malouda Nolan Odemwingie Van Der Vaart Hernandz Scott Parker Meireles Kalanic Kuyt Nasri Rooney Carlton Cole Ameobi Gyan S.Kalou Nani Daniel Sturridge Rodalega Walcott Huth Beckford Best Davies Arshavin Anelka Lampard

lost to africa?

Its the talent developing that counts.. African officials should allow talent to develop and support it.. these players are acheiving in Europe because their talent was recognized and progressed in a proper manner...


I love how they describe him as cuddly :P

I need to find this song???????

hah idk...theres a beatles song called ive just seen a face. idk if its it but it fits. heres the youtube link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbKGsEK_T9g

Newcastle/spurs fans - is this match report accurate?

Nice job. I just finished watching the game ,and you called it well. It was a wickedly tense match as draws usualy are. But played well on both ends. The match of the weekend I think.

Does anyone else find it peculiar that all these Indian or Middle Eastern users just seem to copy and paste...?

haven't got a clue about ur question. but u missed enrique out of the team :) and yes, we're on our way back.....lets see in cashley dusts the cobwebs off his wallet in january haway the lads, lets kick some ARSEnal on sunday

Rate or Don't Rate - What do you think of these players?

Don't know what he's doing at Newcastle when they have Best and Ba. Very underrated and quite young, gets goals and assists, if he was English everyone would be sucking his dick. Average player, nothing special just gets overhyped because he is English. Decent player at a poor club. Was decent in 08-09 season has suffered from lack of first-team action, injury and loss of form.

Are Nasri a long-lost brother of the legend that is?

dont know what exactly you are talking about

What do you think of my super awesome fantasy dream team?

Koscielny ? Fabianski ? I don't think so.

Why is Newcastles Attacking Line-Up the envy of the Premier League?

Oh really..? Where are they now in the table? I can't find them anywhere !!

*** OPTIMISM THEMED NIGHT*** How optimistic are the fans of...?

Lmfao .... have you ever thought about supporting Liverpool...?

Who are Leeds United going to sign over the Summer?

Some rejects.

Is it still ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS to say Spurs could finish 3rd?

well.. with the way that they are treating the Europe league... yes, maybe but.. I wouldn't bet on it

How many goals will Shola 'the Mackem Slayer' Ameobi smash past the Sunderland 'keeper today?

i was actually looking forward to your north east derby questions anyways i reckon its gonna be a draw, sunderland seems stornger than last season 1-1

Which Ameobi is better? Dinosaur Shola or Puppy Sammy?

lool that is actually quite funny, more funnier than the eboue chants from arsenal fans

Look, Shola AmADivvy (Ameobi) scored... Can we pull it back?

i can see you winning it please shoot me, you will be doing me a favour

Shola AmADivvy (Ameobi) pens a two year contract at Newcastle - Will that give us a trophy?

lol u got 2 ameobi's, c'mon i think thats kinda harsh, his a newcastle boy right and he may not be a prolific goalscorer or even a important player for newcastle but he has contributed

What has Shola Ameobi done that most Premier League strikers have NEVER done and NEVER will do?

Lol there is a video to the right entitled "Ameobi, Premier league legend" lmao. Bendtner scored against Barcelona at the Nou Camp....

Shola Ameobi or Nicklas Bendtner ?

Sunderland won Newcastle lost So this week the answer is Bendtner aint it

Obafemi Martins and Shola Ameobi?

The fee is just about right for a striker of his ability, but is Martins the best option we can get? I feel we could use a targetman like Mido. We lack a physical presence and aerial threat upfront since Big Al hung up his boots. Its no point having so much creative elements on the wings to supply the crosses if there's no one at the end of them.

All joking aside, Shola Ameobi SHOULD have ALL of your respect...?

im sorry but i divide my respect equally to all three Ameobis haha i dont know what to say.. it seems you dont need an answer but more like you want me to built a stuatue for him hahaha

Will Newcastle and Shola Ameobi have a third clear penalty over-ruled? :P?

As a Geordie (which I am not, but I love Geordies! Aye, Marre), I think this question would be well pondered in the Potter's Wheel or the Rising Sun pubs (if they are still there) up near Sunniside and Marley Hill. But I'm a Yank from the Upper Midwest of the U.S., so I'm sure there are far more pubs to ponder this in, that I have not visited. Good Luck!!

How many penalties has Shola Ameobi scored? and has he ever missed?

Have a look - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shola_Ameobi He's scored at least one! Great goal against Spurs last week!

Shouldn't Fabio consider Shola Ameobi and Kevin Nolan for England?

yes - he is finished as far as a manager goes. Fabio was put there by the Prince, Earls, Lords and Sirs of England. His face and demeanour fit. He is just fattening up on £6 Million a year of English money for his retirement at his villa mansion in San Canzian d'Isonzo, Italy, drinking £3000 a bottle wine. Shola Ameobi and Kevin Nolan should be in the squad for sure, but Newcastle have not been in the Premier long enough. Sheer snobbery. Fabio Capello is a snob.