Not to make you jealous but this is a typical day in my life ... I feel I am a role model for women on GS ----?

Similar to my day, but mine is a review of my late night Soho performance in The Big Issue.

How many of these did you already know?

None thanks for the knowledge insight!

What is a typical weekday like for you?

I wake up, though I don't want to, at 11:00 am. Then I pretend to be asleep or a few more hours so I don't gotta do chores. I'm (literary) Kick out of bed and dragged to the bath room where I wash my face and brush my teeth. My grandma tells me I look dirty and need to was my face, I tell her I already did. My sister "says" she has to go to work so I take care of her preemie baby and toddler, but I recently found out she was fired a year ago but I don't tell her. She says she'll pick them up at night time but doesn't come back for two fucking days. Baby throw up and some gross mixture of peach and watery shit are stained on my bed room carpet, I have to go to school soon is always on the back of my mind (Middle schools such a drag) and I usually end up skipping breakfast and lunch (Cause I wake up so late) and The baby has to be fed every hour because social services told my sister that if he loses any more weight, they'll take them away. I actually don't get much sleep cause I fall asleep at 9:00 am cause I am an Isomac. I wear kacky work pants that were my other older sister (In collage now) Cause I don't have anything else at the time and a t shirt I got for free at a STEM workshop (I had to go). I get out my PJ's- my (morbidly obese) grandma's shirt and so pants with a lot of holes in them. I walk barefoot out side to take out trash in the rain, my trash bin is on the other sides of the apartment complex, and I usually catch colds daily. Because I walk barefoot, the bottom of my feet are very hard and usually so dirty they turn water brown. I don't have a TV anymore, the one in the living room broke so I gave mine up so I'd be in there. I live With my grandma, who's funny allot but doesn't do much sometimes. She mentions how thin my hair is and I usually leave the room then because that starts a line of subtle insults. And repeat that for the rest of the day all the way till 9:00am and staying up by myself (Like i've done since I was seven) and that's my weekend. I'm getting cold now because my window has a hole in it and it night so I'm putting my feet under the bed. Yeah, I said under the bed. Bye

Suicidal thoughts at 13?

Well, since you hate talking to people, I won't tell you to call 1-800-SUICIDE or 1-800-273-TALK But the options are there if you need them. You can visit www.suicide.org though. It's a pretty amazing site. If you need someone to talk to, you can email me at Paige_Thomason@yahoo.com Or IM me. Paige_Thomason Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp; Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. Resume by Dorothy Parker Don't be a victim.

What movie trailer is this?

I think it may be the new movie called "Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief" its about a "Trouble-prone teen Percy Jackson is about to be kicked out school - but that's the least of his problems. The gods of Mount Olympus and assorted monsters seem to have walked out of the pages of Percy's Greek mythology texts and into his life - and they're not happy. Zeus' lightning bolt has been stolen, and Percy is the prime suspect. Now, Percy and his friends must embark on a cross-country adventure to catch the true thief, save Percy's family, and unravel a mystery more powerful than the gods themselves." It seems like a good movie and here are the links to some more information and I saw the trailer your talking about.

Some SUPER funny oneliners?

my fav 1 is "1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

Want to know some weird facts?

Actually tipping at restaurants in Iceland is not considered an insult, it's just not necessary because the price includes full service. Tips are not used at all in Iceland, so the staff might be surprised or might decline the tips. That doesn't mean they feel insulted.

Here's an old one from 1950.?

hahahhahhahahahhahahhahhahahaha hehehhehehehhehehhehhehehhehehe It is very very funny Really very very HILARIOUS I give you star Best in the world Carry on dear I loved it. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

For a billion dollars would you???????????:D?

Jump off the Empire State Building onto a giant pillow? If it was safe, yes. Eat a whole human brain? No. Gain 50 pounds? Yes. Go to school naked? Yes. Shave your head? And never have your hair grow back again Yes. Shoot your foot? Yes.

How did Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confess to bombing buildings before they were built?

there are 2 possible reasons: He was tortured. During that people confess a lot of nonsense (flying on broomsticks for example) He wanted to show off.

Which of these causes of death sounds coolest?

Tough choices. I personally like: Auto-erotic Asphyxiation. Killed by Orcs. While epic, also sounds painful. Struck by Lightning That thing from the Matrix. Death by metal! I would hate getting chased around by Vag Vikerness with a knife, then being repeatedly stabbed.

I had a bad nightmare...?

Dreams don't always have a meaning. Just try to shake it off. It was just a dream.

Islamic fundamentalist have been attacking the US and our allies for 30+ years, how is Obama going to stop it?

The real question is does he want to stop it. I'm not comfortable with our next president as a reformed muslim himself. Hussain for president? Come on people. Is america as dumb as it seems? Is this the beginning of the end? Think it through people.

Do you wanna know what Elvis said?

Were they eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches too?

Something I saw on cops. About guns.?

There are documented cases of people being killed by bullets that were fired into the air. So, yes it can happen. Mythbusters did some experiments about it and found that when a bullet was fire absolutely straight up into the air, it did not come down with lethal force. However, most times weapons are NOT fired absolutely straight up and when the bullet does come down still has a lot of the initial energy and can be lethal.

what if you were a superhuman?

I'd so want to be a shape-shifter =D You could be anything and do anything!

Can anyone figure out my dreams meaning?

I kinda laugh at the person who thought this had any actual meaning.

What do you think of my tv script?

Its exciting, but kinda scary in the beginning. Maybe you shouldn't have a little kid die.

Why didn't the Intelligent Designer give us more powers?

We invented jet fighters and guided missiles, and look where that's gotten us. Can you imagine if we all had those abilities? Heck, can you imagine the destruction a kid to do to his room?

Do any of you remember that scene from Independence day?

Darn good movie analogy! I've got my own: did you ever see the first scenes from the 2002 movie, "Ghost Ship"? Everyone is on deck at a party, blissfully dancing, unaware of any possible danger. Suddenly, some iron cables give way, and a thin, razor sharp wire rips across the deck and slices everyone in two. The Obama bots are in for the surprise of their lives once this guy takes office. And I am the farthest thing from a close minded person. I'm only about 50 pages away from finishing his book, "The Audacity of Hope". I wonder how many of the Obama faithful are too lazy to even read what Obama himself has written.

What is your ideal way to die?

I want to be sleeping and dreaming a wonderful dream and go out without all the drama, but I am a woman, guys are different, they want the Indiana Jones effect.

What is the best 9mm pistol out there?

I'd guess none. Certainly, none reliably.

Seniors, another shooting ?

The guy only shot one person, his ex-boss. The other people were shot by the police, who were shooting at the original shooter. Why they thought it was a good idea to blaze away in the middle of mid-town in the middle of the morning rush is beyond me!

How about this info/ What did Slick do about the killings on his watch?

interesting list, even the pope knows the value of their 'peacful' religion, now the liberals just have to learn that

Essential places for a photographer to visit in NYC?

Flat Iron Building Empire State Bulding Staton Island Fairy Statue of Liberty Century 21 Retail store (across from Ground 0) Ground 0 (Twin Tower Site) SoHo Sears Tower Fith Avenue Central Park Time Square RadioCity Music Hall See an off Broadway production (get tix from the 1/2 price ticket line in Time Square) Get on the subway and just go, you can always find you way back easily...you can tell by the look of the station if you want to get off there or not...good looking and well kept usually means good place dirty and gross usually means bad place to get off. Walk to the Warf As you can see NY is filled with things to do and see. Have a great trip!

What would you do if you saw Hogan wrestling vs Black Machismo?

Look for the Ultimate Warrior to run out and clothesline both of them.

Why do NYPD officers have such crappy aim?

Why do Democrats defend the "religion of peace"?

Democrats love anything that Isn't Christian, White, and Male.

Is Obama nothing more than a Shooting Star. Thats soars through the atmosphere so brightly, then is gone.?

No, more like a meteor. that will crash and burn and probably do a lot of damage on the way.!

Is Obama staging these shootings during Election Year, to keep our minds off the economy?

Are any of the unemployed Y!A cons mysteriously missing since the shooting?

How long before the anti American idiot loon Obama supporters start blaming?

Funny, every time something like this happens - the democrats and their supporters are the first to start pointing fingers and its alway at Conservatives.

There is no such thing as unemployment in Communist countries yet no one wants to work, in Capitalist countrie?

Are American managers in these entities that disrespectful, obnoxious and abusive?

Anybody think the NYPD need some more range time?

How do I do my hair like this? (pic. included)?

it looks like her hair it's self is kinda messy so like straighten your hair then curlit with the straightner (like only radom peices that dont stick out much) and then sraighten the curl (so it has that bedheadish look to it) then make a middle part thats slightly to the side and take a peice of hair from the larger side and tease it a little and pin back. hope it helps! btw this style looks like it might work best if you have long hair like hers

Happy now? Pro gun NRA folks listen up?

The gunman WOUNDED 8 people and killed 2, NOT the NYPD... What's your point? It does not matter if there is a GUN BAN because CRIMINALS will STILL be able to get the GUNS. The people who don't go on shooting sprees would have their guns taken away from them, these law abiding citizens would have nothing to protect them from criminals...with guns. NYC has a gun ban, so does Chicago, it doesn't do any good.

What, is there one deadly mass shooting per day in the US?

You don't need to be a genius to work out that the number of gun related killings rises as the number of guns in circulation rises. Guns are impersonal killers. To stab someone you have to get up close and personal. To shoot someone you can detach yourself from the act. In the USA there are 4.14 gun related deaths per 100,000 population. In the UK where we have strict gun control the figure is 0.07. That is 60 times fewer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate

What is it going to take for Right Wing America to wake up and realize there are too many crazies with guns?

im falling off the empire state building!!!! what do i do?

I'm going to have to give that some deep thought. I don't want to give you the wrong advice so let me get with my people, we'll start a task force and get to working on this problem right after lunch. I will be having lemonade.

Several people shot outside Empire State Building?

STUCK ON EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!?

well keep trying to hit the airplanes once it come at you just gotta time it right though...but yeahh in the end kong gonna die anyway so ehhh

if you shoot a gun straight down from the empire state building, does the bullet pick up speed or lose speed?

Uhhh.... there's nothing in the gun to make the bullet accelerate. The bullet does it because of the firing mechanism inside the gun causes the gunpowder to explode inside the bullet, thus sending it out of the barrel. . Now that that's out of the way.... the bullet would slow down due to friction and naturally come to a stop (though not immediate) when it hits a solid object.

What do you guys think about the white guy shooting and wounding multiple people today at the Empire state...?

Atheists: Another mass shooting in the US. This time in front of the Empire State Building in NY. Why is...?

What do you think of that there was a shooting near the Empire State Building?

Empire state building shooting?

Yes, it's only on the Yahoo homepage. And when people say "terrorist" I hope they're referring to our very own government cause they are the real terrorists, they only want to frame middle easterners as the bad guys and so on to distract you from realizing what our own people are doing to us behind our backs etc. but if you really want to know about this email me cause it's a lot to learn.

Which YA con is missing since the Empire State Building shooting?

Does it make a difference for people wounded in gunshot today at Empire State Building shooting today, where?

Who were the Muslims behind the Empire State Building shooting?