oh my god i figured it out! it's a cryptogram, in which each letter is supposed to represent another letter. that's why it looks like gibberish. it's not a language, it's a code. i solved a few lines and googled them and it turns out it's the lyrics to the song "golden" by fall out boy.
take for example the 4th line from the bottom:
"YHT YMM DRA MUJANC FEDR HU DESA VUN SA"
in this case the Y stands for A, H stands for N, T = D, M = L, etc. when you substitute all the correct letters in you get:
"AND ALL THE LOVERS WITH NO TIME FOR ME"
i cannot believe i figured that out. i'm either way too smart or else i have way too much time on my hands. either way, i feel pretty darn good!
Don't bother bout what the others say bout your pokemon. Just bring with you any pokemon that you feel comfortable with. It will have no meaning if you bring pokemon that you don't even like. I have a solution to solve your fly problem. Let giratina forget giga impact pr hyper beam and let it learn fly. Heatranm is a powerful pokemon but you have too many fire type move on it. i suggest earth power and dark pulse to replace heat wave and lava plume. if you wana keep heat wave then forget magma storm. its accuracy is unreliable. moreover, heat wave hits two opponents so it should be useful in a duoble battle. Dialga's moves are good but you should forget draco meteor and let it learn earth power, ice beam or thunderbolt. You my be tempted bt draco meteors high base power but you must always remember the recoil effect. Dialga will be virtually useless after its sp.atk drops two stages. Garchomp should learn earthquake instead of dig. Groudon is just perfect. I give your team 10/10.
Can someone please translate this for me? I think it's World of Warcraft language or soemthing...?
Looks like a Cryptoquip, in which case, there should be a key to decyphering it. Like "A=S" or something along those lines. Try going through it and figuring out the 2 and 3 letter words and words with apostrophes, then you can move onto the larger words. For example, I see "du" and "y" in there a lot, "du" could be "it", "is", "if", "of" etc..and "y" has to be "I" or "A". Figure those out, and you know what letters "D", "U", and "Y" are already, they will be the same throughout the puzzle....Just an offbeat guess, but I'd say that "Y"="A"....just to get you started.
Edit* Yeah, that's what it was...and I didn't have anything better to do, so here you go.
"Riding a train to self destruction, a place where a blade and gun are his only friends, burning bridges as he goes it runs over everyone who gets in the way. It looks like a nice peaceful train outside, yet on the inside its pure hell. Everyone thought that he was ok, but it was all a guise for the fools. Everything ever gained was through trickery and lies, all other things were riped away before they could be used . He looks out with a glance, to a place where he could be, but doesnt cry out, doesnt plea to be saved. If he cant fight free by himself is he even worthy to live? Even if he does, with all his skills will he have anything left to come back to?"
Here's my best guess as to what it could be:
WELL IT'S TRUE THAT THE PEOPLE STILL USING THE FORUM ARE FOREIGN SO THEY MOST LIVELY WOULD NOT COME.
That should give you a head start! Lol