How long will Batista be out of action for due to his hamstring surgery?

it has been confirmed for his surgery this Friday by wwe injury expert Dr Jeffrey Dugas. He has managed to help many superstars with injuries in the past. Sadly he will miss wrestlemania 25 but there is no exact comeback time. The cover story is the orton punted him, knocked a couple of teeth out and damaged his head but people wont buy it.they say it happened in the european tour but has got worsty. i wish dave a quick recovery.

What will Batista do the moment fast food joints refuse to keep putting steroids in his burgers and shakes?

he will batista bomb Ronald McDonald.

How come batista takes a bad rap for cheating on his wife with cancer?

actually Batista's wife just accused him of cheating and there was no proof of him cheating. That's what he said in his book

What if the Rock were to wrestle Batista at the next Wrestlemania?

The fans would welcome back the Rock to whoop Batistas candy a$$. No way they boo the Rock. It is in his hometown, so don't forget that. Remember anything is possible. Rock would win with Peoples Elbow and Rock Bottom.

Who believes that Batista should have won the world heavyweight championship?

You're absolutely right. Dave was robbed.

What if Batista knock on your door and asked you is your mom home?

I'll call the police...

What would Batista do to the cop that pulled him over and gave him a speeding ticket?

In kayfabe: What #1 said and are you really going to give me a f'n ticket!? Then he gets out of the car and Batista Bomb's him into the concrete or on the top of the cop car. IRL: What #1 said and are you really gonna give me a f'n ticket!? Then he procedes to being a total ass with the officer. Kayfabe penalty: 10-15 years in jail, IRL penalty a speeding ticket. I think HHH would handle it calmly and cooly like a man.


Maybee people mean that he is 1-0 in singles competition. If you count tag matches hes 2-0. Also let me say this all these wrestlers talk about how there undefeated at wm. (Who cares.) undertaker, edge, batista. Is that supposed to mean something. It means nothing to me. Hey go ahead and count goldberg in there he was in one wm against brock and he beat him. goldberg undefeated at wm. yeahhh woohoooo. lol Hey guys also mr t wrestled at one wm and he is also undefeated I wonder if he will ever loose. lol Its just another marketing gimmick to get people to watch. So many people actually care about an old undertaker v a completley over rated batista because hes undefeated at wm. lol This is just my opinion any agree with that. Michael


Who Batistaroids?


Batista first showed up on Smackdown as a protege of Devon Dudley when Devon was posing as a reverend. Batista was supposed to be a deacon.